The phrase ipsilateral face, contralateral body for pain and temperature is a buzzword that should fire one diagnosis instantly: lateral medullary syndrome, also called Wallenberg syndrome. Here is the wiring that makes it crossed. Facial pain and temperature run through the spinal trigeminal nucleus and tract, which sits in the lateral medulla on the same side as the face it serves, so a lateral medullary infarct numbs the ipsilateral face. Body pain and temperature travel in the spinothalamic tract, which has already decussated in the cord, so the same lesion knocks out sensation on the opposite side of the body. The vessel behind it is the vertebral artery most often, but the artery that the exams pin to this syndrome is the posterior inferior cerebellar artery, PICA. Add the supporting cast, vertigo, hoarseness, dysphagia, ataxia, and Horner syndrome, and the diagnosis is sealed. Answer: PICA.