Step 1: When a wall of the heart is stunned but the dysfunction spreads beyond what one coronary artery supplies, you should suspect a non-ischemic, stress-related cause.
Step 2: Takotsubo cardiomyopathy is exactly that - an acute, reversible stunning of the heart, classically with ballooning of the apex, that ignores normal coronary boundaries.
Step 3: The distractors do not fit: restrictive cardiomyopathy is a problem of filling, Brugada is an electrical channel disorder, and pericardial disease affects the sac around the heart rather than producing regional stunning.
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